This post is written by one of my dearest, wittingly humourous friends Harshda Mangal who gratefully accepted to honour my blog with this post… So sit back… and enjoy….
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Well, this post is inspired by one of the friends who smokes badly… and when i say badly,I mean 4-5 packets daily and on that he says, “Well, take content that I and Shahrukh Khan have one thing in common…”
And here am I to share an incident that changed his life…
You may very well ask, how did he get into this habit… Well, nothing very special there…
He got this habit of smoking while occasionally smoking with friends at parties. Then, one day his girlfriend left him and he smoked in grief. Then, after two months, he got a new girlfriend and he smoked in joy. And now, the situation is, that
Bandi to aati jaati hai, cigarette hi sachchi saathi hai
So, I was telling about an incident. Ye apna hero has a very good image in front of all the teachers. And, its admitted that whatever ho do in his personal life, he is very sincere in the academic front. So, one day, when he was busy making rings of smoke in boy’s washroom with his friends, one of the juniors came in search for him.
Junior: Sir, who is Shankar among you??Rajan: Oye?? naya murga?? You came in first year na??Junior: Yes Sir… Are you Shankar??Rajan: Ille Shankar… tell me your name…Junior: Sir… My name is Adarsh… Now will you please tell me who is Shankar??Rajan: Abbe… Shankar ki kya pooja karega?? Don’t you understand that we are trying to rag you… chal naach ke dikha…
To everyone’s amazement, the junior danced on the latest item song, “Dil mera muft ka”…
Now, the seniors sensed some dead fish… So they put Shankar ahead; Shankar who had killed two cigarettes by this time…
Shankar: Ya… tell me… what is it??Junior: “Sir, I would like to tell you that I am the son of Mr. Tripathi, Mr, Suresh Tripathi, The same person who is your mentor for your project. Since, I am new to this place, he asked me to meet you and get some tips on time management. He also asked me to take previous year notes from you… But now I think I would pass on it…And I don’t know if you know this… but he is really impressed with you.. maybe he doesn’t know about this habit of yours…
Now, How can Shankar, a fourth year student, take all this from a first year ( professor ka beta hoga apne ghar me hoga) So…
Shankar: See, you don’t have to blabber philosophies on me… This habit has never affected my academic life… so, you should not be bothered about it…Junior: I am not Sir, But I think you should…
With these words he left the stinking place.
And after two days or so, Shankar was called by Mr. Tripathi and told that he would not be able to continue his guidance in the research project, because of some personal reasons…
Shankar: Why Sir?? Your son told anything?? See Sir, I don’t see any reason for you leaving me like this just because I smoke…Sir: You smoke?? Really?? And what did my son had to tell me…Shankar: So, you didn’t knew about it??Sir: No, but now I do… I would not be able to continue as your mentor because of the sudden death of my elder brother.. I would have to go to hometown for 15-20 days… and by that time you have to complete the project…So, I am gonna ask some other professor to help you out..Shankar: Oh, I am very sorry for your loss,Sir…Sir: But, really ?? You smoke??Shankar: Sometimes, Sir, very occasionally…
Saying this he didn’t waited for teacher’s reply or counter- question and came out of his room. He went straight to the washroom to light up another cigarette to ward off the stress… Wo kya hai na…
Padhai to bheje pe waar hai, sutta hi asli yaar hai…
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November 7, 2013 at 4:14 pm
Reblogged this on creatigentt and commented:
Because things get worse, when smoking is injurious to reputation….
November 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm
Arey ab rulaogey Kya..Sutta maar ke aata hun.. 😛
November 8, 2013 at 10:06 am
To curb out the stress??
November 8, 2013 at 11:09 am
Hahaha..Sort of.. 😉
November 8, 2013 at 11:10 am
😀
November 7, 2013 at 6:24 pm
i found this so depressing that i had to go outside and have another cigarette.
November 8, 2013 at 10:07 am
You were seriously depressed?? I mean that was not the intention of this post…
November 8, 2013 at 4:18 pm
no. i was just joking. it was a good post. i just happen to be a smoker and found it amusing.
November 8, 2013 at 6:40 pm
:P.. first of all, it was not meant to be offensive … and secondly… glad that you liked it and took it in positive and humorous sense 🙂
November 8, 2013 at 6:43 pm
no, no, never was i offended. sometimes my dry sense of humor is not understood, especially in written comments. all is well, very well.
November 8, 2013 at 6:44 pm
😛 😀
November 8, 2013 at 7:02 pm
and may i say congratulations to you!!!! at the very split second you hit “follow” on my blog, wordpress or whoever sent me a wonderful notification that i now have 50 followers. so, you have now made me “somebody”, whereas i was nobody until wordpress informed me otherwise. all in humor – celebrate with me!!
November 8, 2013 at 7:04 pm
hahaha…. congratulations…:) abhi to bahut aise notification ayenge tumhare blog pe… keep counting… all the best 🙂
November 9, 2013 at 5:29 pm
Hey… sorry for commenting in Hindi… I didn’t knew that you don’t know Hindi… I was just wishing congratulations on me being your 50th follower( take it as an honour Please) 😉
November 9, 2013 at 6:47 pm
hindi, english, whatever – i am honored you are following, and very glad to be following you.
November 10, 2013 at 3:42 pm
🙂 thanks 🙂
November 7, 2013 at 8:19 pm
OMG hahaha this is hilarious! Enjoyed it pretty much!
November 8, 2013 at 10:07 am
Glad to know that … 😛 🙂
November 8, 2013 at 7:38 am
Funny…. I smoke.
November 8, 2013 at 10:08 am
🙂
😛
November 8, 2013 at 3:42 pm
hmm good. Touched my heart. but surely didn’t touch my hand which is responsible for helping me to smoke!
November 8, 2013 at 6:43 pm
Ughh… samajhne wale samajh gaye… is post ke bare me… ab itna dekh ke bhi jo na sambhale wo nasamajh 😛
November 9, 2013 at 10:39 am
oh boy! he must have been utterly embarrassed to realize that his junior did not said a word to his father! poor thing! blurting out one’s own secrets 🙂
November 9, 2013 at 5:31 pm
Hahaha… I don’t think so… if he was so ashamed, maybe he should have tried to do something to avoid such situation in future, by not smoking… but that doesn’t seem to be the case…
November 11, 2013 at 4:28 pm
I enjoyed the humor. It is fantastic. you know I came to now about the way ragging thing takes place in Indian universities when I watched the movie 404….. While I was reading the dialogues The scenes of that movie were flashing in my mind. Love the article…. Smoking killsssss 😉
November 16, 2013 at 9:38 am
Well that movie was really scary… And it’s quite unfortunate on the part of Indian system that sometimes ragging takes a violent and undesired turn that changes many lives… and if you wish to watch a movie on ragging I would suggest Table No. 21.. that is an awesome movie on the same issue…
And about the post… thanks 🙂 for liking it 🙂
November 16, 2013 at 8:37 pm
Yes I mentioned it because it resembles so much to the system here in Pakistan. Table no. 21 is a nice movie I have seen that too 🙂
December 19, 2013 at 11:15 am
hahhahahaha.. gud one… but 4-5 packs a day :O thats way tooooooo 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10……^$%%^#$%@$# much… 😦
December 19, 2013 at 1:27 pm
Ya… Us bande ko bolna padega…
December 20, 2013 at 10:00 am
i think u or ur frnd must tell him…. its quite a heavy dose of smoke getting inside… 😦
February 16, 2014 at 11:08 am
Thanks Neeli for the concern…. I do mock this person every time I get a chance and now every time i ask him about “kitni phoonki aaj” he is like…”tujhe bhi chahiye to seedhe seedhe bol… itna ghima fira ke kyun pooch rahi hai…”
February 17, 2014 at 1:08 pm
Hahahha.. these guys will never listen!